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GOP Debates Trump

Given the importance of the Hispanic vote and the massive bump in polling Trump achieved among Republicans from being loudly and proudly racist, that the first words that might be called an attack on this yammering gasbag come from Rick “Niggerhead” Perry is curious, indeed.
One notices that NONE of the other candidates (Perry included) has flatly rejected Trump’s hatesac bullshit, nor have they, en masse or individually, repudiated Trump himself.
The point being that they are not in this instance and given this opportunity standing on anything even distantly orbiting principle to say, “Fuck off, you racist piece of shit.”
This has nothing to do with treating Trump with respect and/or following Reagan’s advice not to attack within the party. The clowns are all torn between pandering to the Hispanic vote (and thus alienating the Republican base which consists of angry xenophobes) or pandering to the angry xenophobes (and thus further pissing off the Hispanics while appearing to support the blithering fucking moron Trump who’s kicking them in the cajones over immigration).
If this is a trap, Trump is far smarter than I credit…or far dumber.
This shit really is destroying the GOP’s ability to run any sort of campaign that has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning.
The best part is that it truly reveals the nature and quality of the Republican party. If they weren’t a cobbled together alliance of various and sundry species of retarded, pandering, mendacious, sub-human hate based scum, Trump’s ignorant blather wouldn’t pose any problem. That they are frozen like deer in the headlights tells anyone all they need to know about the GOP.

And so now, various “serious Republicans” are mulling over ways they might keep Donald Trump out of the debates. They realize he’s a destructive clown and they need some way to cut loose of him. As you read this article, you can hear the sound of Teapublican heads exploding from Bangor to Laredo – sounds like vandals have gotten into the bubble wrap factory.

After reading the bit, I wandered into the comment section. If you want chilling proof of the sucking mental vacuum that is the Republican base, I DARE you to scroll through it yourself. You should consider that both an invitation and a threat.

After what seemed an eternity of reading the dumbest fucking things ever cobbled together out of the 26 poor, abused letters of the alphabet, I left the following:

It took a long time but I managed to read through the majority of the comments in this thread.
As depressing and frightening as it is to realize what stunted, ignorant, hatesac racism and delusional fever dreams drive you pathetic, unread, semi-literate assholes, there’s a bright silver lining: no candidate who says the things that reflect your schizophrenic fantasies could ever be elected president.
The lot of you are too fkn stupid to ever glimpse the near edge of how stupid you are. You toss around words like socialist, communist and fascist without having the foggiest first clue what they mean – to you they’re just epithets you employ in place of saying nigger.
You don’t know anything about history, the constitution or anything else but that doesn’t stop you from being loud and proud and showing the world that you’re fucked-in-the-head wrong about everything.
Anyone you drooling imbeciles from Sisterfuck, Tennessee decide to get behind will be utterly crushed in the general election and you pathetic, racist, xenophobic Christopaths will cry great salty tears into your soiled Pampers about how you were sold out again; how the RINOs forced a candidate who just wasn’t Conservative ENOUGH to appeal to all those REAL ‘Mercans who are absolutely out there hating the gays and wishing the darkies would stop sucking up all your tax dollars. Meanwhile, as your Republican governors continue to privatize and destroy your local economies, the rest of America will continue to prop up your broke, redneck, Wal-Mart wheelie cart riding asses.

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7 Responses

  1. forgive me if im wrong, but yes i agree with you, but what has this to do with snooker?

    • Once upon a time, this website was a hive of biting satire & political wit, orchestrated by Cousinavi, an insightful and prodigious blogger. Snooker was mostly just an ironic sideline.

  2. You’re right. Trump is the most brilliant and/or retarded asshole on Earth.

    He has skillfully/accidentally walked the tightrope between giving “the base” exactly what they want in the most noticeable, entertaining, way possible and getting himself run out of his party of convenience.

    He’s engineered a way of declaring victory no matter what happens. He could possibly ride a wave of drooling imbeciles to the top of the party. Or, he could (accurately) cite a “conspiracy of party insiders” to rob him of his victory.

    Thus he is assured of either getting kicked out of a race he had NO intention of running in the first place…or actually having it handed to him.

  3. Of course your comment flew over the heads of people who consistently hear only air whistling between their ears. Trump is a replacement for the orgasm that they all attempted and failed to get in high school.

    I continue to watch this GOP debacle veering between hilarity and the need to squelch nausea.

    • I’m leaning towards hilarity.

      • It’s funny because it’s true.

        • Could THIS be true? (Because of my 2016 Election Embargo, I’m not sure.)

          I heard that Trump is actually LEADING in this Upper Class Twit Of The Year Competition.

          And to be honest, I’d much rather see the Republican nomination decided this way. Faster, cheaper & more entertaining (even with Trump).

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