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The Santorum Shall Rise Again

Rick Santorum rode his love of Jesus, hatred of women and gays, and racist dog whistles to victory in the Alabama and Mississippi primaries. No surprise – we’re talking about two of the most backward, pig ignorant states in the union; places where a plurality of voters think the president is a Muslim who was born in Kenya and that the Theory of Evolution is a communist plot.
The Jebus loving Confederate Christo-facists ain’t votin’ fer no damn Mormon. Despite learning to say “Y’all” and tasting grits for the first time in another desperate, phony and forced attempt at regional ass-kissing, Mitt Romney finished third behind Newt Gingrich who, as he watches his primary hopes spinning down the drain, is now openly calling for a brokered convention.
The clown car with no driver continues hurtling toward the cliff.

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2 Responses

  1. And that’s just the way we like it for the general election. I am betting the average American will be quite offended by Santorum (see what I did there?)

  2. Imagine what he could do in The South if he wasn’t a sweater vest wearing Northerner?

    It pains me to no end, but Commander Frothy is one of the odds-on favourites to win in 2016, should Romney lose in 2012.

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