Sarah Palin to Bask in Sarah Palin

“The Undefeated” – a title that asks more questions than it answers – premiers in Pella, Iowa on Tuesday. An unabashed defense of Sarah Palin, the movie comprises heavily edited clips and a one-sided portrayal of Caribou Barbie that promotes the idea that a run for the presidency is not merely likely but inevitable. Palin will, of course, attend the premiere to bask in the glory that is the candy-coated version of herself that she so loves to believe. She released a statement:

“We are very excited to visit historic Pella and its opera house and look forward to seeing the finished film for the first time with fellow Americans from the heartland.”

Pella’s most “historic” claim to fame is that it was the childhood home of Wyatt Earp. Nothing related to George Washington, the constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Revolutionary War, the tea party or anything else. Of course, anywhere Sarah Palin goes must be historic…and populated by Americans from the heartland, with herself and her husband, the First Dude, being the only exceptions hailing, as they do, from the frontier of Alaska.

Does the idea that this film was completed without Palin having seen it before it hits a big screen seem unlikely to anyone else? But, oh gosh, we’re all just gonna see it together for the first time together us real heartland ‘Mercans.

The Undefeated. A half-term governor who quit office after being thrashed like a red-headed step-child and revealed as a semi-literate, spiteful ignoramus now showing up to see herself portrayed as an indefatigable superhero, pure of heart and strong of character. In the heartland. For the first time. There will be a cookout following the movie if anyone can mange to hold down the nausea.


3 Responses

  1. Palin is a virulent virus. You medicate it, it seems to go away–but then it flares up again and even the professionals cannot tell you why.

    I’m sure she will get an overflow of Pellans into the 324 seat opera house for her Triumph of the Moronic stroke piece. I love the way she wants everyone to believe she had NOTHING to do with the making of this film. Except I believe she is actually narrating some of it.

    This is Sarah’s answer to primary campaigning, plus President Obama and Michelle Bachmann will be in Iowa so Palin is hoping her insane clown posse trumps anything else. Of course, the MSM (who loves filming disasters) will be there drooling all over her and her dimwit supporters. I weep for modern journalism.

    • Yeah, it’s sooooo completely fucking coincidental Fargo Barbie’s movie is playing in Iowa. Jesus! It’s as transparent as her fucking skull.

  2. Undefeated? Did the director check the results of the last election?

    It’s absolutely astounding this media parasite is still around and that other people are still so willing to promote her. But here’s the “good” news. Now that Bachmann is in, Palin is put in a very difficult place. The longer Palin stays out of 2012, the more likely she will lose her crown as Ms Wackadoodle GOP to Bachmann and fade into much deserved oblivion. Like Highlander, “there can only be one”…batshit crazy Republican woman trading on her looks to become President. Well, I certainly hope.

    But what I really want to know is if this is the kind of movie with a “money shot”. Otherwise, forget about it.

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