Who REALLY Killed Osama

It is now clear, from a careful review of all the evidence as well as the collected opinions of those who are in a position to know about such things, that President Obama deserves no credit for finding and killing the most wanted terrorist on the planet. All he did was say, “Yes,” when presented with the incontrovertible information gathered by other, more more competent players in the War On Terror.
It has now been established beyond any reasonable doubt that the thanks of a grateful nation should be heaped upon the one person who actually did all of the heavy lifting in bringing this mission to a successful end:

Thanks to Andy Card, Doug Feith, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, John Yoo, Paul Wolfowitz, Sarah Palin, John McCain, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Karl Rove, Ann Coulter, Eric Cantor, Peter King, Rick Santorum and revisionist GOP historians throughout America for supporting this fearless warrior and bringing the facts to light so that credit may be given where credit is plainly due.


3 Responses

  1. Sure, they may have started the search, but it’s important to note that they lost the trail and essentially gave up! Here’s one clip and maybe not even the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PGmnz5Ow-o

    After you give up, you can’t take credit for the success of somebody else.

  2. Hell, Bush didn’t even start the search; Clinton did. Remember those two Tomahawk missiles he lobbed at bin Laden’s summer camp, just barely missing him?
    Great poster, by the way. Where can I get one?

    • See how good the propaganda is. I knew all that but temporarily forgot it while writing the above. Although, I was thinking about “searching” more in the way of smashing entire countries like piñatas and seeing what falls out.

      Clinton was much more restricted in what he could do, but came pretty close. Come to think of it, despite Osama being a lower priority at the time, Clinton seemed to have a pretty good idea where Waldo was most of the time.

      Bush couldn’t have found his own dick, even if he had to take a wicked piss. But I also think he knew finding Osama might put an end to his war making fun, so I don’t think the drive was there. He sure gave up pretty quick. Some believe Osama remaining free wasn’t an accident.

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