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It’s About Damn Time

Joseph Ratzinger, also known as Pope Benedict, has finally been appropriately charged with crimes against humanity.

They claim the Pope “is responsible for the preservation and leadership of a worldwide totalitarian regime of coercion which subjugates its members with terrifying and health-endangering threats”.

They allege he is also responsible for “the adherence to a fatal forbiddance of the use of condoms, even when the danger of HIV-Aids infection exists” and for “the establishment and maintenance of a worldwide system of cover-up of the sexual crimes committed by Catholic priests and their preferential treatment, which aids and abets ever new crimes”.

They claim the Catholic Church “acquires its members through a compulsory act, namely, through the baptism of infants that do not yet have a will of their own”. This act was “irrevocable” and is buttressed by threats of excommunication and the fires of hell.

It was “a grave impairment of the personal freedom of development and of a person’s emotional and mental integrity”.

Here’s hoping the leader of this vicious, arrogant, twisted and sick cult is eventually manacled, pimp walked directly into court, and tried on the mountains of evidence against him…to be immediately followed by the dismantling of his criminal enterprise and the disbursement of all assets to the many victims of that fetid, disgusting organization.

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4 Responses

  1. Quite ambitious, your hopes!
    Did you have a dictionary of synonyms to write that?

    • A dictionary of synonyms is not a dictionary – it’s a thesaurus. Unlike you, I have no need for either.
      Stupidity is not usually a banning offense but I may make an exception in your case.

  2. Not that I think that charges are unwarranted, but how exactly can this happen? Is it because he’s a head of state? What’s the process here? Can he wind up in jail? (Oh please, God!)

    Is this as big of a no-hoper as it sounds? Could it even harm the reputation of the court or spark some kind of Catholic plot to kill it off starring Tom Hanks?

    Because it won’t change the reputation of the Catholic Church. These days, you pretty much know what you’re buying into when you step inside.

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! made me laugh that one avi! A dictionary of synonyms!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! what an idiot!

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