A Bitter, Fat Bastard

Rush Limbaugh has taken aim at Michelle Obama.

From Media Matters:


LIMBAUGH: I’m sure you’re aware that nutritionist-at-large Michelle Obama is urging, demanding, advocating, requiring what everybody can and can’t eat. She is demanding that everybody basically eat cardboard and tofu. No calories, no fat, no nothing — gotta stop obesity. Except as in the case of all leftists, that’s true for you, but not for them.

Michelle My Belle, minus the husband, took the kids out to Vail on a ski vacation, and they were spotted eating and they were feasting on ribs, ribs that were 1,575 calories per serving with 141 grams of fat per serving. Now I’m sure some of you members of the new castrati: “This is typical of what you do Mr. Limbaugh, you take an isolated, once in a lifetime experience, and try to say that she’s a hypocrite.” She is a hypocrite. Leaders are supposed to be leaders. If we’re supposed to go out and eat nothing — if we’re supposed to eat roots, and berries and tree bark and so show us how. And if it’s supposed to make us fit, if it’s supposed to make us healthier, show us how.

The problem is — and dare I say this — it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she’s out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does — what do you mean, what do I mean?

What is it – no, I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won’t be obese. Okay, fine, show us.

Haven’t seen any evidence here if that advice is being followed that it works, that’s all. It’s just, look it folks, leaders lead. They can sit up there, they demand we do this and demand we do this and demand we do that, but show us. Poor kids are living in food deserts, parents are unemployed, kids got no place to go other than the mall, hang around for scraps at the Orange Julius place, maybe get some papaya juice out there, and then they hear about Michelle My Belle and the kids 1,500 calories per rib serving — 141 grams of fat, I’m just saying. Mom and dad unemployed, kids in the food court hoping for some drips of papaya juice and there they are eating ribs, skiing in Vail.

Slamming Rushbo for being a lying, Viagra gobbling fat ass hypocrite is fair enough, I guess…

What strikes me, though, is the rather obvious core motive for it. Michelle Obama is a beautiful, strong mother of two, exudes class, makes dress designers look talented, and holds a JD from Harvard Law School. She’s not only obviously healthy, profoundly charming, and stone cold competent, she’s the First Lady of the United States.

Rush, Viagra/Oxycontin/Dominican Sex Tours notwithstanding, is a fat dropout currently married to the fourth woman who could hold down her gag reflex long enough to sign a pre-nup to get close to all that money.
The bitterness…it stings. And no amount of money or Haitian child prostitutes can make the pain stop.

3 Responses

  1. Come on., be nice. The Fat racist Pillhead’s probably going thru withdrawal from Oxy again and he doesn’t know what he’s saying.

  2. 1) Like this fat fuck should talk.

    2) Michelle Obama is NOT a leader. While far from being some dumbass arm candy, she is just ultimately just some chick getting boned by a leader. This First Lady title is designed to act as White House role modelling for a sexist society.

    3) Rush does exactly what he claims he is accused of doing, taking one isolated event and bludgeoning people with it.

    Almost every day, I see kids so fat they get taken off the school bus with a forklift. If the US federal government can’t pass a rule mandating better quality food be bought with the money it provides, then what the fuck good are they? This isn’t “meddling”. This is them being responsible for their own actions.

    But responsible behaviour is anti-American!

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