…are really just a fringe gang of batshit insane racists.
Wait, let me put my surprised face on.
A recent poll reveals that the tea party – that loose affiliation of yammering malcontents who insist they represent a broad swath of Americans – is really a small, very loud segment of people with moronic, ill-informed, reactionary, myopic and patently racist beliefs.
“We are ordinary Americans,” [said] Jenny Beth Martin, a national coordinator for Tea Party Patriots, an umbrella group. “These are people who care so much they want to restore our Constitution.”
Who wants to bet Jenny Beth has never read the Constitution, but will yammer until she passes out from lack of oxygen about how she wants it restored just as the founding fathers wrote it without bothering to realize that the First, Second, Fourth, Fifth and Tenth Amendments she loves so dearly weren’t even part of it?
I’d also be willing to bet she would LIKE to see the 13th repealed, but since she’s for restoring the original document (absent the 19th Amendment), the stupid biatch won’t be able to vote for it.
Double or nothing that she doesn’t know what the 18th or 20th are about. Fuck, I need a drink.
A bunch of uneducated, blitheringly stupid fucktards yammering about restoring the Constitution they know nothing about, hollering about policies they don’t understand – opposed to government run health care but don’t you dare touch their Medicare; opposed to entitlement spending but keep your hands off their Social Security – and dragging the power-hungry GOP willingly down a path to the destruction of the America they want to take back.
Ignorant assholes stoked up by slithering assholes like Dick Armey, Liz Cheney, Sarah Palin, Sharon Angle, Tom Tancredo, Joe Miller, Jim DeMint, John Boehner, Glenn Beck, Fox News and a cadre of vicious bastards who are perfectly ready to enflame racist idiots in order to sell off the very foundation of America to their corporate overlords.