A man and woman face crime against nature charges after police say they engaged in a sex act in the parking lot of a Gastonia restaurant with several other people nearby.
Which part is “against nature”? It sure as hell can’t be the sex act…that seems pretty natural. Location? People watching? Location X people watching?
Seems to me there’s a valid defense in the title of the statute.
It AIN’T agin nature…and so, quite literally, get fucked.