Sarah Palin’s latest puddle of vomit, Christine O’Donnell – the recently crowned GOP candidate for Senate from Delware, has admitted to dabbling in witchcraft. This, one would think, would create some problems for the Jesus loving gang but apparently Christine has seen the light and is now (at least when the cameras are on) a follower of the Nazarene.
O’Donnell claims to be a supporter of individual freedom and opposed to big government, except when it comes to jerking off. Whipping the skippy is a sin in her view, and she has argued that government can and should legislate morality…so long as it’s hers, of course. One would think the inherent contradiction here – “Less government, except where we need more government” – would create some discomfort for all those Teabaggers in their “Don’t Tread on Me” tee-shirts…but hypocrisy is nothing they haven’t learned to manage.
O’Donnell has also, it would appear from all the available evidence, spent campaign cash to pay her rent and go bowling, among other sundry personal expenses, while at the same time failing to retire properly owed campaign debts, lying about her academic credentials and history, and inventing claims regarding election results in her previous failed attempt at elected office. Sarah Palin, however, has conclusively demonstrated that unethical behaviour and outright lies are certainly no bar to achieving success in right wing American politics.
Despite her recent and expected attempts to explain, mitigate, avoid and obfuscate all of the foregoing matters in a vain and likely futile effort to appeal to more moderate voters come November, O’Donnell continues to surround herself with people who share her equally extreme (shithouse rat nuts) views. Take, for example, her campaign manager, Jon Mosely.
In 2009, Moseley maintained an intermittent blog that expressed his conservative views. He defended the Bush-Cheney administration’s use of extreme interrogation methods (declaring they were not torture), hailed the tea party movement, maintained that climate change was caused by changes in the sun’s magnetic field, and contended that Obama was and might still be a Muslim.
In an article—titled “Is Barack Hussein Obama (Still) A Muslim?”—Moseley asserted that because Obama had recited to a reporter the Muslim call to prayer (which he apparently learned as a child in Indonesia) he must be a Muslim: “According to Islamic scholars, reciting this Muslim declaration of faith makes one a Muslim.”
Maintaining that Obama attended school in Indonesia as a Muslim, Mosely noted, “Once a Muslim, always a Muslim.” He argued that Obama’s professed conversion to Christianity was not authentic. To back this up, he cited an interview Obama gave in 2004, during which he said of religious faith, “I believe there are many paths to the same place.” But, Moseley wrote, Jesus “stated there is no other way to God without him.” That is, Obama’s not a true Christian because he’s not a fundamentalist Christian. And in this case not-a-real-Christian equals Muslim.
Rotten, conniving, stupid, evil bastards running a racist, thieving, hateful, vacuous campaign designed to con stupid, ill-informed yokels by stoking their fear, all while pretending not to jerk off out of love for Jesus. What a bucket of sick fuckers.
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