O’Donnell et al

Sarah Palin’s latest puddle of vomit, Christine O’Donnell – the recently crowned GOP candidate for Senate from Delware, has admitted to dabbling in witchcraft. This, one would think, would create some problems for the Jesus loving gang but apparently Christine has seen the light and is now (at least when the cameras are on) a follower of the Nazarene.
O’Donnell claims to be a supporter of individual freedom and opposed to big government, except when it comes to jerking off. Whipping the skippy is a sin in her view, and she has argued that government can and should legislate morality…so long as it’s hers, of course. One would think the inherent contradiction here – “Less government, except where we need more government” – would create some discomfort for all those Teabaggers in their “Don’t Tread on Me” tee-shirts…but hypocrisy is nothing they haven’t learned to manage.
O’Donnell has also, it would appear from all the available evidence, spent campaign cash to pay her rent and go bowling, among other sundry personal expenses, while at the same time failing to retire properly owed campaign debts, lying about her academic credentials and history, and inventing claims regarding election results in her previous failed attempt at elected office. Sarah Palin, however, has conclusively demonstrated that unethical behaviour and outright lies are certainly no bar to achieving success in right wing American politics.
Despite her recent and expected attempts to explain, mitigate, avoid and obfuscate all of the foregoing matters in a vain and likely futile effort to appeal to more moderate voters come November, O’Donnell continues to surround herself with people who share her equally extreme (shithouse rat nuts) views. Take, for example, her campaign manager, Jon Mosely.

David Corn writing at Mother Jones:

In 2009, Moseley maintained an intermittent blog that expressed his conservative views. He defended the Bush-Cheney administration’s use of extreme interrogation methods (declaring they were not torture), hailed the tea party movement, maintained that climate change was caused by changes in the sun’s magnetic field, and contended that Obama was and might still be a Muslim.

In an article—titled “Is Barack Hussein Obama (Still) A Muslim?”—Moseley asserted that because Obama had recited to a reporter the Muslim call to prayer (which he apparently learned as a child in Indonesia) he must be a Muslim: “According to Islamic scholars, reciting this Muslim declaration of faith makes one a Muslim.”

Maintaining that Obama attended school in Indonesia as a Muslim, Mosely noted, “Once a Muslim, always a Muslim.” He argued that Obama’s professed conversion to Christianity was not authentic. To back this up, he cited an interview Obama gave in 2004, during which he said of religious faith, “I believe there are many paths to the same place.” But, Moseley wrote, Jesus “stated there is no other way to God without him.” That is, Obama’s not a true Christian because he’s not a fundamentalist Christian. And in this case not-a-real-Christian equals Muslim.

Rotten, conniving, stupid, evil bastards running a racist, thieving, hateful, vacuous campaign designed to con stupid, ill-informed yokels by stoking their fear, all while pretending not to jerk off out of love for Jesus. What a bucket of sick fuckers.


10 Responses

  1. best concluding paragraph for anything ever

  2. Best opening line in anything ever:
    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?”
    It’s from the Bible or something.

  3. That bears no relation to what I said or argued.

    Try reading the article. Then try to find something wrong with it:


    • RE: What’s wrong with it. Do you want a list in alphabetical order, a descending rank of batshit insanity, or a mere recitation of the variety of ways in which it’s offensive to reason?

      • After a brief investigation, I think this guy just might actually be who he says he is….one serious whack-a-doodle. And a fucking lawyer at that!

        I am waiting with baited breath in the hope he comes back to spout some more bullshit.

  4. Ok, here’s all I could take before I had to stop reading that nonsense….

    because no one forced to listen to the “Adhan” would call the screeching song ‘pretty’ without enormous indoctrination into Islam. Obama also told Kristoff how he was once caught making a face at a classmate during Koran study classes.

    Most of what I know about Islam is what I read in “your” story. (Hey, you seem to know a lot about Islam. Are you a secret Muslim?) Anyway, I’d take the Adhan at sunset over anything in the Top 40 any day. Does that make me a Muslim?

    Since when does what kind of music you like or dislike determine what religion you follow? If you hate Stryper, are you Buddhist? If you love Britney Spears does that make you Hindu? If you don’t like Lawrence Welk, does that make you a Satanist? If I sing along to Pat Boone’s metal album, am I Christian, a Satanist, or both?

    What about TV shows? Does liking Happy Days make me a Christian? Does liking Dexter make me a Jew? Does reading books make me an atheist?

    According to Islamic scholars, reciting this Muslim declaration of faith makes one a Muslim. The words express a Muslim’s complete acceptance of, and total commitment to, the message of Islam. The opening lines chanted by Obama say: “Allah is Supreme! Allah is Supreme! Allah is Supreme! Allah is Supreme! I witness that there is no god but Allah! I witness that there is no god but Allah! I witness that Muhammad is his prophet! ” Having attended Islamic religion classes, Obama knows this.

    Aside from the fact that you just recited the words and must -by your own logic- be considered a Muslim….

    Nowhere in that passage does it say “Death to America. Kill all Americans” or “We must infiltrate the White House and attack from within.”

    It’s not like Bush declaring his wars “a crusade”. That was a slightly less subtle message.

    I guess to the Christian Right, it’s all about declaring fealty. It’s not about the principles of any faith, its about obedience to the Christian faith’s “leadership”. Not bowing down to the leaders of Team Christianity is the “crime” here.

    At the G-20 summit of the world’s 20 largest economies, President Obama bowed reverently to Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah.. By contrast, Obama did not bow to Queen Elizabeth of England, other than to simply look down from his greater height, standing straight..

    By contrast, George Bush hugged, kissed, held hands with (and probably blew) every Saudi prince he could. Not to mention did a lot of personal business with them over the years. Last I checked, they were all Muslims. Some of them are the very same Muslims Obama “worships”, but has not .

    By contrast, George Washington led a guerrilla war against the Queen’s ancestors. Now THERE’S some respect for ya!

    By contrast, much of the American Right fails to respect its OWN leader. Does that make them secret Muslims?

    By contrast, China not only snubs the Dalai Lama and has threatened him with jail, they threaten any political leader who he even attempts to meet with. Does that make China a Muslim state?

    Then, continuing his tour into Turkey, Obama declared that the United States is not a Christian nation and does not consider itself a Christian nation.

    Just as Turkey is not a Muslim nation, the United States is neither a Christian Nation in word (see: 1st Amendment and elsewhere) , nor is it a Christian nation in deed.

    Where it counts, how it and its people act, the reality is it’s a secular, atheistic, amoral nation that believes only in self-interest, greed, and engaging in base pleasures. Few Americans seriously practice the tenants they claim to follow.

    Most Muslims do not recognize the possibility that a Muslim can ever leave the Islamic faith. Islamic converts to Christianity are put to death around the world, in accordance with Islamic teaching, sometimes by their own families in “honor killings.”

    Likewise, Americans Christians engage in killing the of honour of anyone who doesn’t outwardly pledge allegiance to them.

    It is undeniable that Barack Obama was raised as a Muslim. Obama’s biological father was a Muslim, as is most of Obama’s extended family in Kenya even today. Obama wrote in his auto-biography that his father had lost faith in religion. However, Muslim communities do not accept this concept of a non-practicing Muslim. “Once a Muslim, always a Muslim” is their approach.

    It is undeniable that you are a fucktard. Once a fucktard, always a fucktard.

    Perhaps just having Muslim relatives explains why he knows so much about Islam or has an appreciation for it. If you had family members from another faith, how often would go around slamming it before somebody slapped you upside the head? (Maybe you did and the head injuries you received are the problem here.)

    Anybody ever heard of mixed-faith families? Some of them argue over who’s belief system will prevail. Some of them raise their children in elements of both faiths. Some go for the “all faiths are valid in one aspect or another” route, which is what I suspect Barry’s parents (or he himself) settled on.

    But that’s right, you only want one faith and one belief system to exist…yours. Not just in America, but likely the entire world. How does that make you any better than the supposed monolithic Muslims who supposedly want to take over the world?

    Tolerance? America just can’t stand for that kind of shit!

  5. I’m enjoying all of this. I’m not understanding it, of course.
    I had to put my new 1300cc motorcycle back on its stand today after it fell. Not to worry, I wasn’t riding it, just doing some maintenance. Very little damage.
    Except to me. My legs are bruised from where it hit me, my back hurts from picking the 600-pound fucker up (I was assisted by the enormous black lady who lives next door to me who kept mentioning that God was giving her special strength – I amost believe her) and my right wrist is dislocated.
    Oh yeah, I’m enjoying this because I got a huge prescription for Vidodin out of it. I don’t even know where the fuck I am, although my right wrist is the size of a grapefruit. Grapefruit. I like fruit. I think a drink might be useful. Are those bats?

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