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For immediate refudiation: Sarah Palin Uses English Words Correctly
Responding to a batshit insane fellow Christian’s plan to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11, Sarah Palin’s ghost writers crafted a statement for Sarah Palin’s facebook page which, due to the proper use of English vocabulary and grammar, demonstrates conclusively that Sarah Palin certainly did not write it.
Palin’s online post reads as follows (terms Sarah Palin has never used before and could not define if asked are highlighted):
“Book burning is antithetical to American ideals. People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation — much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.”
“I would hope that Pastor Terry Jones and his supporters will consider the ramifications of their planned book-burning event. It will feed the fire of caustic rhetoric and appear as nothing more than mean-spirited religious intolerance. Don’t feed that fire. If your ultimate point is to prove that the Christian teachings of mercy, justice, freedom, and equality provide the foundation on which our country stands, then your tactic to prove this point is totally counter-productive.”
Aside from vocabulary which is utterly beyond the grasp of the former half-term grifter, the telling grammatical clues include NOT ending a sentence with a preposition, the absence of dangling participles, never once employing the present progressive, and the absence of the word “Also” dropped randomly and needlessly into every sentence.
It remains unexplained how the Muslim cultural center in a former Burlington Coat Factory in Manhatten amounts to religious INtolerance, but Palin has a long history of making shit up and conflating divergent and unrelated ideas in her vacuous rattling head.
Palin’s Hypocrisy and Lies Offensive to Other Religions
In a move designed to offend pretty much every other religion, Palin also asserted in her written statement that the goals of mercy, justice, freedom and equality are strictly Christian virtues. Thus far there has been no direct response from Jews, Daoists, Jains, Sikhs, Buddhists or those who follow the teachings of Confucius, from whom Jesus ripped off “The Golden Rule.” It is a reasonably well known fact (at least among people not named Palin) that 500 years before the alleged Christ was allegedly born, the great Chinese philosopher wrote, “Do not do to others what would be repulsive if done to you.”
Palin also has never explained how her reliance on the ten commandments as the foundation of the laws – upon which all others must be derived – might considered Christian, since (according to Palin’s own mythology) those rules were given to a Jew named Moses some years prior to her god raping a married virgin.
Despite the offensive, intolerant, ignorant shit that continues to pour from this blithering idiot, she is still seen, for reasons that escape thinking people everywhere, as a contender for the Republican nomination in the 2012 presidential campaign.