Chase Jesus Off the Block!

In a neighbourhood in Toronto (in which none of the praying fuckers actually reside), a bunch of judgmental bible thumping asshats have been regularly gathering to pray loudly outside the homes of gay people.

The videographer, resident Geoffrey Skelding, writes:

“This is a group from a church at the end of my street. Apparently they have been grouping in front of a gay couple’s house and reading their bible loudly for the past 7 years. They may have also driven a lesbian couple from the area as well by doing the same thing. Tonight most of our neighbours came out and were successful in getting them to leave. The people who go to that church don’t even live in our area! Police came by shortly thereafter.”

YES! Chase those arrogant, backward, hateful bastards right to the end of the street! And if they persist in this sort of clueless, hateful shit, then organize a drum circle for THEIR fucking neighbourhood.
“What am I doing with these oil drums and aluminum trash cans? These are musical instruments, man. I’m making a praiseful rhythm to the lord! Dig it!”


9 Responses

  1. Good on the neighbors. And I hope some religious jackasses park it outside my house to protest all my sinning. I’ll make them cookies. With laxatives in them.

    • Delicious. I’ll bring the purple microdot sprinkles.
      “Oh, you’ll see god, alright. Just wait twenty minutes or so.”

  2. In the states, this sort of invading-your-yard shit wouldn’t happen, because you can’t know who has a firearms collection in his bedroom.
    I realize the bible-thumpers might return fire, but the people in the house could shoot from cover.
    I am absolutely in favor of shooting people like this. If they’re on your property, it’s not even illegal in most states. Fuck ’em.

    • They stand in the middle of the street. Not really a trespassing matter…more of a road rage incident with multiple victims.

    • Yeah you can legally shoot people in some states for some crazy shit. Cattle rustling, bad horse shodding, wife banging.

  3. Actually, I recommend holding gay and lesbian (especially the lesbian) make-out sessions in front of THEIR homes. Peaceful, appropriate, and only illegal in some US states.

  4. They oughta park some cars, some cars that go boom, on the curb between the houses and the thumpers.

    No, I don’t mean car bombs, I mean, you know, cars wit majah woofers ‘n shit.

  5. why are christians so un Christ like?

  6. Don’t forget bad wife shodding and horse banging.

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