A recent survey of internet threats reveals that the number one search celebrity employed to lure the unsuspecting to malware sites is Cameron Diaz.
Apparently Jessica Biel and Julia Roberts, with threats of upskirt shots and/or nipple slips, are also likely to lead you into trouble.
I have the solution. If Jessica, Julia and Cameron…especially Cameron…simply DO a sex tape, the threat will disappear.
Cameron! Save us. Do a sex tape. I’m available.