DON’T READ THIS – ROBERT LANZA IS A COCK

Robert Lanza, fairy tale fantasist cohort of ignoramus Deepak Chopra, has demanded that certain blog posts critical of his unscientific, ginned up, fake ass, bullshit stack of fuzzy hope crap on a cracker be removed from the internets.

He has contacted the hosts of Science Blogs and, with specific reference to PZ Myers (and a few others), Lanza insists that certain specific commentary be taken down…or else…or else…
Anyone?
Anyone?
Beuller?
Beuller?

Just to review, in one post, PZ said:

Another tactic that believers resort to, other than pseudohistory, is pseudoscience. This is remarkably popular, especially among the New Agey set, and the usual science that gets mangled is physics. The quantum is usually involved, too. I’m sure he wouldn’t want to be an exception, so when Robert Lanza asks in the Huffington Post (you already know what kind of fluff you’re going to get from the information given just this far), “Does Death Exist? New Theory Says ‘No'”, you can count on yet more nonsense.

Lanza has respectable credentials as a stem cell biologist, but he’s also the author of one of those all-encompassing, total-explanation-of-the-universe, crackpot theories, which is his, and which belongs entirely to him, called “biocentrism.” We know this because his tag line in the article is “Robert Lanza, MD is considered one of the leading scientists in the world. He is the author of “Biocentrism,” a book that lays out his theory of everything.” I’ve noticed that leading scientists tend not to have to introduce themselves by declaring that they are a leading scientist, but that’s another issue.

Another post, I reproduce in it’s entirety:

Grandpa Simpson is that old character in the animated show who tells odd, rambling stories. “We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ’em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.” That sort of thing.

Grandpa has been hired by the Huffington post, and is writing stuff under the pen name of Robert Lanza. For instance, he’s got a fascinatingly weird tale up titled “What Happens When You Die? Evidence Suggests Time Simply Reboots”. Now if you or I were writing something with that title, we’d probably write something about what happens after we die, or about time, or maybe we’d get really ambitious and write about some evidence linking the two. Not Grandpa Lanza! No, we learn that when he was a boy, his hobby was killing small mammals by torture, until one day a blacksmith destroyed his trap and gave him a new mission in life. “I’ll give you 50 cents for every dragonfly you catch,” the old man said, and when the excited Little Lanza had caught one, the blacksmith made a model dragonfly out of iron rods. Oh, and he fixed a squeaky chimney cap by blowing it away with a shotgun. But it’s not dead! He’s sure it’s squeaking somewhere.

Someone needs to explain to Grandpa Lanza that the plural of anecdote is not data. And neither is the plural of senile rambling.

So, even without there being any likelihood at all of Lanza succeeding in scrubbing the internet of valid critiques of his lame ass thinking and shabby hucksterism presented by his peers and betters, I am pleased to copy and link to the foregoing posts in the hope that it will assist the search strings “Robert Lanza is full of shit”, “Robert Lanza is a muddle headed buffoon”, “Robert Lanza makes shit up”, and “Get fucked, Robert Lanza, you simpering, backward cockhead” just a little more searchable in the googleverse.

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22 Responses

  1. If he’s one of the leading scientists, how come I never heard of him

  2. Because you lack the quantum energy to rid your body of toxins, thereby clarifying your mind so you can live forever. Duh.

  3. What?????

  4. yep how to say to mister lanza he is totally wrong when he talks about quantum mechanics???

  5. Forget the science, or the rightness or wrongness of the debate, this is all about the fucking ego required to try this!

    I hope this bad precedent goes nowhere.

  6. He’s not the best scientist in the world because you haven’t heard of him – seriously, he is a Wakefield professor
    He clonned the first cell – pioneered the most important science biology has right now, the only person to have FDA approval to implant and has developed rewound stem cells that will probably cure 70 % of blindness for a start

    Just because he’s not on tv does not mean he’s not the best scientist in the world maybe you should be a little more sceptical of your own media driven world view

    As for the article it’s poorly written with profanity and is just pathetic you have attacked the person not the data now that is the no1 phony unbeliever method

    And the other comments are just pathetic sarcasm

    I know this reply will mean nothing to anyone on here because I forgot to try and sell you jeans or some other worthless product in a fifteen minute commercial

    Wake up – ratm

  7. Cousin Avi,

    This rant reads like it was written by a scared fucking idiot. Robert Lanza has never even stated that he’s correct. He states outright it is all a a theory and an “out and out challenge” to physics. So, if you have a better explanation for everything, let’s hear it! We’re fucking primitive ass cavepeople living on a ball of molten rock and iron spinning around the universe. You sir, have no more an idea of what is going on behind the physical fabric of reality (the 2% or so of the universe) that we perceive than the rest of us….

    Oh yeah, don’t go to England…

  8. I do love people who put there argument foreward with fuck this fuck that so mmm American wonderful to think that this sub species still are alive and kicking. Lo fucking L

    • I do love people who criticize my salty language but can’t decide which version of there/they’re/there to employ. Fuck off you illiterate fainting spell.

  9. Having credentials in real science has nothing to do with an unproven crackpot theory called biocentrism. He is probably a closet creationist.

  10. Wow, the amount of maturity this post displays is next to none. Instead of spouting off insults at Lanza, why don’t you come up with a constructive argument that proves his theory wrong? I mean honestly, all you had to offer was a bunch of childish banter and a few citations that are hardly deemed credible. I watched Robert Lanza’s presentation on YouTube. He has the support of many scientists. Just because you think hes a crook and his theory is a load of garbage does not make what you say about this man a fact. If you want to talk science, come up with a mature, civilised, constructive argument that consists valid facts to disprove his theory. Until then, you’re just sitting in the shelf like any other unproven hypothesis that has no evidence to pack up its validity. Robert Lanza is one of the world’s leading scientists while you’re just some random chump behind a screen who most likely has an average or low IQ.

    • Bwahahaha! Go gobble some more cosmic sovereign jizz, you addle-brained little Dungeons and Deepak Chopra.
      What you know about anything, much less maturity or science, would fill the back of a postage stamp with room left over for doodles of all the women you’re never going to have. Robert Lanza’s a fucking joke and so are you.

      • Oh, how mature. You have nothing of value to say, so you resort to ad hominems and cut me down when you don’t know a grain about what my major is in college. You did exactly what the OP did to Lanza: You ran your mouth about me and my personal life and didn’t say anything relevant or related to the topic at hand. I just so happen to be homosexual, so I really don’t happen to care about the women I’ve had. I’m content with my accomplishments in my life; both socially and academically.

        I’m a joke because I don’t happen to agree with you or this degradative post about someone none of you have ever met? Haha, hilarious. While you do nothing but shit out a provocative comment like that and call Lanza a joke when he has tenfold the credibility that you do, I’ll continue to study cosmology, the subject that may offer evidence to further validate Lanza’s theory.

        I’m more satisfied by the fact that you’re a nobody, and Lanza is famous despite all the shit you spout, and that wasteful wall of text you managed to send to me.

        • Holy shit! TWO replies saying the exact same thing. Wow…you get really panicky and flailing when your little hero worship ignorance and blathering fuckwitted nonsense gets exposed to reason and facts, huh?
          Oh well…go amuse yourself somewhere else, you pathetic woo sucking arse.

        • Levi, this will the last time I deign to address you. Any further comments you machine gun shit out will be deleted.

          1. Robert Lanza’s horseshit doesn’t warrant rebutting. Until he actually offers EVIDENCE to support his wild, wishy mangling of scientific terms that he doesn’t understand and which are well beyond any area in which he has any training, there is nothing to rebut.

          2. Deepak Chopra is a fatuous fraud. That you think making money by selling fabulous woo wrapped in terms HE doesn’t understand is proof of value tells anyone all they need to know about you.

          3. The post has nothing whatsoever to do with the veracity (or dramatic lack thereof) of Lanza’s stupid Theory of Everything. It has to do with his attempts to make REAL scientists stop saying that he’s a dick, and to scrub the internet of critiques of his shoddy and ridiculous foolishness. That ain’t how anything works and it sure as screaming blue fuck ain’t how scientists conduct themselves.

          4. You DON’T know what ad hominem is beyond what you copy and shart from google. You certainly don’t understand when it applies and when it doesn’t.
          When you jizz slime onto my comment thread spewing a lot of false accusations of fallacy while working so very, very pointlessly hard to sound like you’re an educated man(“I majored in cosmology!”)…and yet you don’t know the difference between YOUR and YOU’RE, think Chopra and “alternate medicine” are just fucking brilliant, and whinge and mewl about every specific form of GO FUCK YOURSELF your pissy little tantrum provoked, you get labeled according to the standards of the blog. According to those standards, you’re wasting carbon just by existing. You should fill your fatuous, ignorant, gullible, snotty, pretentious, inflated, mud-mouthed, brainless, Dungeons and Chopra pockets with rocks and walk your cheapjack ass into the ocean.
          Now, seriously…fuck off.

    • On a side note, your attempt to insult RPG/RP was pathetic at best. There’s literally nothing insulting about Deepak Chopra.

      “Go gobble up some more cosmic sovereign jizz”. I can’t exactly swallow the ejaculation of a character that doesn’t exist, but that was another cute, but ineffective, insult. If you have nothing better to say other than ad hominems, then no wonder so many people aren’t taking you seriously. You’re vulgar and you provided 0 evidence for why Lanza is a joke, let alone me. How exactly am I a joke? Because I gave you and your reasoning constructive criticism? You do realise calling me a joke over that makes you a joke, because you haven’t proved anything other than your inability to properly debate in a civilised and intellectual manner. However, based on the provocative content on this post, it comes to no surprise that you would react to commentary in such a way that displays aggravation and lack of maturity. If you want to talk about science and maturity, you should reevaluate yourself and look in the mirror, because you have nothing to offer but ad hominems and a paragraph biased bullshit.

      • You don’t understand what ad hominem is, you refugee from the fainting sofa. If you don’t like salty language (and not to put too fine a point on it), you can go fuck yourself. That presence or absence of words that make you pee your Pampers have nothing to do with the validity of the argument. In fact (although, given that you don’t understand what ad hominem is, perhaps exposing you to another fallacy will just sail right over your petulant and puffed up head), complaining about salty language rather than dealing with the issues is called THE TONE FALLACY. That, along with the schoolyard foot-stampy version of “I know you are but what am I” simply reveals you for the unread, unlettered, poorly-educated sack of not-the-foggiest-first-fucking-clue that would get his panties twisted trying to defend a blathering fucktop like Robert Lanza.
        “There’s literally nothing insulting about Deepak Chopra.” ROFLMAO!
        Okay, sunshine…you run along and jerk off your cosmic consciousness.
        Now fuck off.

  11. Lanza is great and his theory is amazing. While you are just a stupid piece of envious dirt.

    • Helen: You don’t know what “theory” means. Lanza doesn’t have a theory…he has conjecture, speculation, and wishy Deepak dreams about how he would like things to be. Sadly, that his fantastic drivel appeals to an unread, stubbornly stupid cretin who isn’t able to glimpse the near edge of how fucking unread and stubbornly stupid you are doesn’t do a gosh darn thing to make Lanza’s blathering fucking nonsense any more credible.

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