Oh, turkey gobbles! There’s trouble a’brewin’ up to the Palin plantation!
Bristol Palin confessed to US magazine that Tripps grandmother is not necessarily overjoyed about the impending nuptials.
She says Mama Grizzly won’t even begin to change her mind until Levi gets his GED, gets a job and starts supporting Bristol and the squab in the style to which the cash from a reality TV show might well provide.
But HERE is the best bit. This just fuckin’ slays me. Bristol is quoted:
“I want to get married soon, just so we can live together and be together all of the time.”
What’s that sound? Sounds like a train whistle.
I’m gonna need popcorn for this.
Imagine what a fucked up life little Halftrack or Beartrap or whatever the hell his name is is going to have.
As soon as these kids get divorced (I give it a year), the kid shouldn’t go either parent.
He’d be better off in an orphanage. Or better yet, an orphanarium – Leela turned out fine.