Ignorance? You Betcha!

Just when you’re certain there’s no way for the hillbilly mama grizzly grifter from Wasilla to make herself look any fucking dumber, the Idiot from Alaska strikes again.
Sarah Palin took a break from planning her daughter’s wedding to Levi to tweet about the proposed Muslim community center in New York that has the ignorant, flag-waving, jingoistic, xenophobic, racist religious right in full blithering ass mode. Palin’s first tweet:

Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn’t it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate

It has long been clear that Palin employs a ghost writer for her lengthy Facebook posts. Hunting and pecking around the keyboard for full paragraphs is simply far too time consuming, especially when one lacks a functioning command of the language. Tweets – restricted to a mere 140 characters – are, however, something at which Sarah apparently feels comfortable.

Someone must have either whispered to her that there’s no such word, or she caught on when the twitter-verse collectively guffawed in her pinchy “who farted y’all?” face. She yanked the tweet and replaced it:

Peaceful New Yorkers, pls refute the Ground Zero mosque plan if you believe catastrophic pain caused @ Twin Towers site is too raw, too real.

Strike two. Refute is actually a word, but in the immortal words of Diego Montoya, it doesn’t mean what she thinks it means. Sarah pulled down the second brainless demonstration of her illiteracy, and lined up for strike three:

Peace-seeking Muslims pls understand. Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in interest of healing

Back to the stabbing of the hearts. It stabs hearts, in the heartland.
The depth and breadth of ignorance required to post such idiotic, blithering, non-factual bullshit is shocking. Let’s review: It’s NOT a mosque. It’s NOT at “Ground Zero”. It’s NOT a provocation.
It’s a community center. It is blocks away from “Ground Zero”. It only provokes those who NEED to be provoked, and god knows that’s Sarah’s schtick.

And, speaking of being provoked, Sarah (always ready with the Victim Card) apparently felt the need to respond to all those giggling up their sleeves at her incompetent English skills:

‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!’

Well…misunderestimate! See! If a truly great president like George W. Bush can fuck up words, well, then she’s in great company. And not only Dubya, but SHAKESPEARE! Sarah Palin writes just like Shakespeare!
And, in true Sarah Palin style, the excuse; the justification; the explanation only reveals that she’s dumber than a fucking stump AND thinks everyone else must be as well.
IF she “likes to coin new words” then WHY yank the tweet and reword it? Why not simply explain that she’d invented this new word – refudiate – provide her clever definition and move on? The answer is as plain as the vacuum inside her skull: She’s not “coining new words”. All she’s doing, now, is trying to cover up the fact that she couldn’t find aardvark in the goddamn dictionary.
“Oh…hahaha…I MEANT to say refudiate. ‘Refudiate’…get it? It’s like regurgitate and refud…refudi…some other word put together. It means to stab in the heart of the heartland with heart stabby feelings like we have in Real America. I can count to potato.”

Let me there not to the muddling of an idiot mind also admit impudiments!


9 Responses

  1. When I go to the hardware store and I see a roll of duct tape, I imagine seeing a strip or two over Sarah’s mouth so she cannot do any further damage…

  2. If that idiot twat had ever actually read anything by Shakespeare (or even heard of him), then surely she’d be referring to our president as a “Moor.”

    • The Moors did so much fuckin’, they turned blue-eyed, blond-haired WOPS into black-haired, brown-eyed Dagos.
      So…really…you’re part eggplant.


  3. This story also says a lot about Twitter.

    Twitter is capable of making a moron like Fargo Barbie even stupider than she already is.

  4. I guess I’m being too tough on Sarah. Maybe she does know Shakespeare – after all, she can see Stratford-on-Avon from her front porch.
    And what’s wrong with inventing words. I propose “ignorotic” for Ms. Palin herself.

  5. Yes, she’s moriffic!! Great post!

  6. Ignorotic — you win the intertubes for today. Hilarious.!

  7. Thanks. I feel so gladified!

  8. awesome takedown cuz
    god damn she sucks

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