I hate heartwarming shit. You couldn’t pay me to watch this movie – and surely it will become one.
But this was nice. I linked it to my Facebook page.
Of course, when this becomes a movie, political correctness will require a black team to forfeit in order to help a white team.
And the two coaches will have to be of different sexes to permit the obligatory romance.
Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth. Or perhaps someone else’s mouth. I’m not sure – I’ve been drinking.
Yeah. After winning decisively, the Roncalli Obamas will forfeit to the Marshall Teabaggers and let them win. Just like in real life.
And don’t forget about the product placements. Big, douche-bag, corporations will stampede to ensure the kids in the movie are seen using their products, so their corporation can be associated with a feel-good story like this.
Fuck, the very article itself includes a donation from such a company.