Confused Penguins

Someone said, “If North were South, it would still be the same shit.”

I replied, “Yeah…except for all those confused penguins wondering why their compass no longer agrees with their map.”

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6 Responses

  1. But when they eventually make it to the Arctic, they would at least provide the polar bears with something to eat.

  2. If i were a penquin I’d stick with my floaty adjustible waterproof compass. Maps are prone to sogginess, and too inconvenient in my penquin tripping penquin world.

  3. Come to think of it, wouldn’t the bears likewise be headed for the opposite pole? They might take out the penguins around the equator.

    • Ain’t none of them making past Haiti.

      • That might be good. The Haitians could use some fresh meat about now, be it bird or bear.
        Now all we need is an inversion of the Earth’s iron core. It could happen about now. Everything else is screwing up.

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