Some teachers wanted to give their students a lesson about forensics.
Why not? Science is cool, CSI is popular, and this is better than teaching them how to put on shades like David Caruso. So, they staged a shooting. Problem: They didn’t bother to tell the kiddies it was play acting. Some kids thought it was real and were “traumatized.”
Kids were crying, parents were outraged, yadda yadda yadda…but the best part comes from the school’s head teacher, Terry Holland:
“It was one of the more popular teachers who played the victim. I don’t think there would have been as much concern if it was one or two of the others.”
Would the parents have been equally upset if their sprogs had come home from school elated, and when asked why so happy they replied, “It was so fuckin’ cool! You know that teacher I hate? Someone popped a cap in his skull today! It was awesome!”
David Caruso: “Looks like someone brought more than an apple for the teacher.” YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!