The elevation of Sarah Palin, a brainless, divisive, prevaricating, ignorant, poorly educated, backwater hillbilly fuckwit, to nominal celebutard leader of an astro-turf gang of sound bite gobbling, fact denying, mostly racist, self-described patriots is a sure sign that the idea of America has been bent over a barrel and fucked up the ass by the supporting cast of Deliverance.
At the recent Tea Party convention in Nashville, the true depth and breadth of Palin’s devotion to saying anything to spark a guffaw from a bunch of retarded, obstructionist fuckwits was made manifest, as was her utter inability to either hold or express anything like a core principal.
As if her garbled responses to the simplest questions during her vacuous and futile campaign for vice president weren’t enough evidence:
In response to a question on whether she agreed with the Bush Doctrine of preemptive war: “In what respect, Charlie?”
In response to a simple question about what she reads to stay informed: “I’ve read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press for the media, I mean…Um, all of ‘em, any of ‘em that um have been in front of me over all these years, um…”
On the role of the vice president: “[T]hey’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.”
On the numerous charges of ethical misconduct leveled against her: “I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out.” (There is no Department of Law).
On the $700 Billion dollar bailout of Wall Street: “But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy.”
On being nominated for vice president: “As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?”
As if these gaffes – blatant evidence that this blithering twit does not and cannot think, knows almost nothing, yet believes (in true beauty pageant contestant fashion) that if she just keeps yammering and includes enough keywords…family, faith, patriot…and finishes with a stylish wink and heartfelt “You betcha!” she’ll be fine – weren’t enough to send her packing back to Alaska smothered in tar, feathers and shame, Sarah Palin has bet it all on stupid and appears determined to let it ride.
In her yammering string of nonsense in Nashville, Palin attacked the president for using a teleprompter. Apparently Sarah has head her head buried so far up her ass, a few simple facts managed to escape her (along with all the complex and difficult facts):
Sarah, however, doesn’t bother with a teleprompter. She’s so erudite and well-spoken, possesses such command of history, facts and figures that she needs no notes (as demonstrated from her quotes above) to deliver her particular brand of genius. Here’s how Sarah Palin remembers what she wants to say:
Budget Tax Cuts
Lift American Spirits!
What the lifting fucked up Jesus on skis is that? She needs crib notes to remember that she wants to talk about energy? Of course, McCain touted her as one of America’s leading experts on energy, after which she proceeded to assert that Alaska produces 20% of America’s energy (the true figure is about 3.5%). Fungible molecules!
She wants budget cuts…no, wait…TAX cuts! Can you imagine a discussion with this yammering fuckwit about the budget? Tax cuts – only the rooster call talking point of every fuckhead conservatard since ever…but Sarah needs to have it written on her hand.
Lift American Spirits. Motherhood and apple pie, eh? We just all need a good ol’ shot in the arm, a go git’er, and a you betcha.
This six-years to obtain a four-year degree imbecile has the nerve to attack the most educated, intelligent, capable president since Eisenhower, saying, “We need a Commander in Chief, not a law professor standing at a lectern,” and, “How’s that hopey-changey stuff workin’ out for ya?”
Yammering, sarcastic, condescending horseshit from the mouth of a blithering coont too stupid to realize that Obama just recently finished eviscerating the very same bullshit talking points, without a teleprompter, at the GOP’s own meeting.
It sickens me to see this incompetent, stupid, functionally illiterate, untraveled, backwater hick shit-for-brains beauty pageant freakshow being paid $100,000 to spout her slimy, ignorant crap to people too stupid to realize that they’re the problem, not the solution.
She has no core principles, no ideas, no solutions – nothing to offer except a smile, a wink and someone else’s critique of the man who thrashed the living shit out of her and her senile patron at the polls.
One minute she wants Rahm Emanuel fired for calling an idea retarded, the next she’s bending over and grabbing her ankles to explain how it’s perfectly okay for Rush Limbaugh to call people retarded. Cue the prop mongoloid baby!
Will she run in 2012? Cue coy smile and wink. She won’t close any doors that god might open for her in the future. Perhaps, by that time, she’ll be able to remember Joe Biden’s name and won’t have to resort to, “Can I call ya Joe?” to cover up the stunning depth of her ignorance.
Anyone who thinks Sarah Palin has anything to offer the future except material for comedians and the threat of doom by stupidity ought to be dragged out behind the barn and shot for being a threat to humanity due to sheer brainlessness.