Another Stupid Whore Jumps Aboard the Tiger Train

Yet another skank has boarded the Tiger Train to Fame, this one crawling off the pages of the National Enquirer. Lending some small degree of credibility to her claim, she’s also a waitress (of sorts) – she sold drinks on a Las Vegas golf course. This particular attention whore, Susie Ogren, desperately seeking her moment in the spotlight, doesn’t claim to have ridden El Tigre…she merely alleges to have casually gobbled some E with the world’s greatest former golfer. She is also, it would seem, a mind reader.

Ogren accompanied Woods and several of his friends for dinner at the MGM Grand Mansion, where she and Tiger each took a “little white pill” that his friend said was ecstasy. According to Ogren, “I’m sure Tiger was hoping it would turn me on so he could get me into bed, and he took the pill so casually that it seemed to me he was used to doing it.” Woods soon walked off and “seemed angry,” and Ogren says she and Woods never had sex.

Of course you’re sure, dear. How sad would it be for you to be the ONLY woman Tiger has been within 20 feet of over the past ten years that he DIDN’T want to fuck? Of course, if you happened to mention to him (as your alleged Facebook profile indicates) that you’re a fan of the fuckwit devil bitch Nancy Grace, he might well have thought better of it…as any sane human would.

Who’s next? The woman Tiger sat next to at a red light? “I’m sure he was hoping I’d follow him to the parking lot behind Crazy Frank’s Discount Furniture and give him a blowjob! I could tell by the way he hesitated and looked both ways when the light changed! But I was late for my shift at the hot dog stand.”

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