Out of the mists of dawn, a caravan of tractor trailers descend on Nashville, Tennessee…
230,000 screaming watts of power, flashpots, lasers…
Get ready. They’re COMING!
B-b-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
Hold on to your hats, kids. February brings you the biggest gathering of freaks and malcontents since the last Gathering of the Juggalos.
Think, “More crazy, fewer clowns!” Well, fewer clown FACES, more clowns.
Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin, together, at the first National Teabagger Convention.
Real Americans. Patriots and paranoia. A wink with every lie – It’ll look like a gathering of folks with facial tics!
The two nuttiest, dumbest, most vacant, ill-informed, yammering, stupid, vapid, ignorant, brainless blithering idiots in American politics together at last.
Inbred batshit insanity featuring the comedic stylings of Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and Gallagher!
Special autograph sessions with Erik Estrada, Tammy Faye Baker and The Knack!
Win a trip to hike the Appalachian Trail with Mark Sanford!
Caribou lasagna and handguns for the kids!
Special appearances by Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and a not white person, Michelle Malkin!
(Disclaimer: Use as directed. Side effects may include brain bleeding, face stabbing, anal leakage, yammering incomprehensibility, rejection of science and reason, conjoined twin dysplasia, You Betcha, violent winking and a powerful desire to Drill, Baby, Drill.)