Fucking Furry Teddy Bear Freaks

FUCK OFF, TWISTED GIT!

I posted a comment on a piece written by Dahlia Lithwick lamenting anything remotely resembling sane gun control laws in America. Dahlia remarked that the strategy to deal with gun death appears to be stacking Teddy bears at the scene of each and every lamentable gun death. Unfortunately, I titled the bit “Guns Don’t Kill People, Teddy Bears Kill People!

And so, yet another thing I fucking hate about the internet has become apparent. That post has become one of the more heavily trafficked bits on VNV – but not for anything related to gun deaths, gun control or any other sane element. People consistently click that link based on the search string “Teddy Bears.”
The conclusion is inescapable: The Furries, with no public venue for an outlet that doesn’t risk death, have infested the internet. I now deeply regret titling the bit with Teddy Bears, and I want you plushie humping freaks to stay the fuck away from here.

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3 Responses

  1. Hey, don’t be so judgmental about what people do in their own bedrooms. Furries have rights to ya know!

    I’m no Furry, but us Sex-freaks gotta stick together.

  2. hey! im furry. and im very yiffy too. you have no reason to hate us, so dont

    • Yiffy? WTF is yiffy? Look, man…humping plushie toys, or people dressed up as plushie toys, or people pretending to be humanoid crosses between a squirrel and an Amsterdam hooker with super powers is proof positive that something got fucked up during your developmental phase.
      That said, I don’t care. I’m just tired of people rolling through here to a bit on GUN CONTROL because they searched for “Fucking Teddy Bears”.
      Shouldn’t you be out in the woods today? Haven’t you got a picnic to go to?

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