Fame Whore Wants Fame – Carrie Prejean

Carrie Prejean, the stumbling ditz who claims to have lost the Miss America crown over her stupid answer to that gay blogger’s question on same sex marriage, is so desperate for fame that she has hooked up with the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) as a spokes mannequin.
Her decision to take this public position has pissed off the Miss California folks (the title Prejean currently holds). This happy facet does nothing to mitigate the foul stench of a desperate attention whore.

First of all, Prejean’s barely literate response to the question included the claim that she is very glad to live in a country where people can choose between “same marriage” and “opposite marriage.”
Despite the simple fact that this is not the case – gays only have legal rights to marry in a few states – Prejean is now clearly in the camp of ignorant morons who are out to “defend marriage” (as though it’s under attack), and is obviously NOT happy that anyone might be permitted to choose. So, Prejean…you are a two-faced lying bitch.

Second through fifteenth is a dismembering of the vapid, shallow, backward, ignorant arguments that marriage has always been and must always be between one man and one woman; that this institution is at the core of our society; that allowing two people of the same gender to enter into a legally recognized marriage will somehow result in the end of marriage, the destruction of society and morals, and a rain of apocalyptic hellfire. I shall not canvass two-15 here as I cannot bear to suffer the stupidity of outlining said arguments in order to dispose of them. It requires a certain stunted and ugly view of the world, filtered through a warped prism of vicious religiosity to believe any of it, much less attempt to inflict such shallow crap on others.

Nevertheless, having had silicon implants and spent an entire life strutting around being pretty, this vacant airhead who couldn’t think her way out of a paper bag was denied her proper due as Queen of the Plastic Wiggles and Winks. Now, desperate for the attention that is only hers so long as she can fend off gravity and time, she clambers aboard a hot topic, blithering her Jesus foolishness and pretending that it was her brain all along for which she deserves attention.

Too bad science hasn’t figured out a way to increase the frontal cortex as easily as they can add a cup size. Carrie Prejean – conservative spokes mannequin for the defense of marriage! Can the airport bathroom sex tape be far behind – some sort of double-headed dildo fest with Michelle Bachmann…and Newt Gingrich (cuz if Newt’s there, it ain’t “gay”).

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