On Gay Marriage

From Cesca’s Goddamn Awesome Blog: Breathtaking Hypocrisy

Both Gingrich and Giuliani, of all people, are hitting the circuit to attack same-sex marriage.

Rudy, who has been married three times:

“Marriage, I believe, both traditionally and legally, has always been between a man and a woman and should remain between a man and woman.”

Newt, who has also been married three times:

“The Democratic Party has been the active instrument of breaking down traditional marriage.”

Combined, these two hypocrites have worked their way through as many wives as Henry VIII, and they’re hectoring other people about traditional marriage? That’s rich. I wonder when the Republicans will hire some firearms assailants to speak out in support of assault weapons.

The whole argument from the anti-gay marriage side is constructed out of bullshit, lies, and venom soaked papier mache wrapped around a toothpick framework of historical ignorance, religious intolerance, fear and (I suspect) some deeply repressed desire to kneel and suck a giant, throbbing cock.
In any case, some of the more common canards they like to trot out:
That marriage is an ancient human institution. Simply not true.
That marriage has always been between one man and one woman. Simply not true, and still not true in places like Africa, the middle east, and certain areas of Utah.
That marriage is some heavenly union between a man and a woman. Not true – it was initially designed as a transfer of property (the father of the bride gives his daughter, who adopts a new fucking NAME as the sign of transfer in bondage from one family to another…see dowry).
It’s one thing to make the argument that there is no harm in allowing same sex marriage; that they will not be forced to divorce and remarry someone of the same gender, or even to approve of it…they just have to keep their meddling fucking mitts off other folks.
It’s another thing to demonstrate that all of their ridiculous arguments in support of “traditional marriage” are nothing more than a bunch of convenient heaps of bullshit without ANY historical or factual evidence to support them beyond what they’ve convinced themselves in order to justify bigotry.

From Obama shaking hands with Chavez, to the torture memos, to the budget, to gay marriage…every single time these right wing nuts open their mouths and express an opinion, I want to abandon the high road and say “Fuck it!”…grab my stick with the nails in the business end and open up Cousin Avi’s School of Political and Social Re-education.
Yeah…Michelle Bachmann was right. Not in terms of policy…but she sure figured me out. In fact, I want to start with her. WHACK!
Gingrich, Rush, Hannity, Beck, Boehner, Steele, Cantor, Cheney, that vicious incompetent spic Gonzalez…one after another…I want to whip on the ignorant fuckwits until they either see things my way or promise to STFU.

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