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Palin v. Levi – The Thrilla in Wasilla

Bristol’s ex Levi went on Tyra? And he was all, like, I was totally living in Bristol’s room in her Mom’s house? And we were, like, totally having sex there a lot? And, y’know, Sarah Palin totally knew that? ‘Cuz, like, moms are smart ‘n stuff?

Sarah Palin struck back, accusing Levi and the rest of his clan of “…engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship,” which comes off like saying he steals, murders and doesn’t keep up the lawn. Hard to imagine how he distorts the relationship. He knocked her up and now they’re no longer a couple. What’s to distort?

In any event, that was just the opening skirmish. Later, on ABC, Levi reasserted that he was living with the Palins for a time – that his belongings were there and that he stayed in their home.  He also claimed that the Palin’s were no longer treating him like one of the family, it was tough to see his precious Trigg, and the Palin’s are snobby.
Well, duh! Of course she’s snobby, Levi…she believes she’s qualified to be president, deserves the job and is directed and protected by God Himself.

Sarah Palin was asked about this issue at a press conference. Her reply:

I know the truth about my family. I know details about whether Levi Johnston was allowed to live with my teenage daughter or not. By the way, it would be over my dead body that a kid would live with my teenage daughter.

Now, it’s rather a fool’s errand to try and parse anything that comes out of Sarah Palin’s mouth looking for meaning, but just for fun let’s take it sentence by sentence.

“I know the truth about my family.”
Abstinence only education and the fact that her teenage daughter surprised her with, “I’m preggers, Ma,” lets the air out of that claim.

“I know details about whether Levi Johnston was allowed to live with my teenage daughter or not.”
What details? Either he was allowed or he wasn’t. But notice that she doesn’t say he wasn’t allowed, nor does she say that he did not live with Bristol. She says she knows details about whether or not he was allowed. This is a total non-denial word soup denial – very much the sort of meaningless blather we’ve some to love and expect from Caribou Barbie.

“By the way, it would be over my dead body that a kid would live with my teenage daughter.”
This sounds suspiciously like, “It depends on what the meaning of the word is is.”
The only way he would LIVE WITH Bristol is over her dead body (which makes me want to see those two kids together in a double-wide ASAP), but does not rule out the possibility that Levi was a frequent overnight guest who shared a bed with his teenage baby momma.

Perhaps it’s a little seedy to pay any attention to the pathetic squabbles that arise between the mother of a single teenage mother and the lout who knocked her up.  Perhaps.  But this is Sarah Palin – the vicious, condescending, incompetent, brainless, yammering publicity hound who thinks Jesus sent her to save America from the abortionists, the evolutionists, the liberals, the witches and all those educated people she despises for being smarter than she is.  So, seedy or not, it drives my schadenfreud meter right off the scale.

I expect the Sony handycam sex tape to surface any day.

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