Fucking All The Presidents

From a post, again, over at BCGAB.

Artist Justine Lai is working on a series of self-portraits called Join or Die in which she depicts herself having sex with each President of the United States.

Rimshots:

Just when we were on the teetering edge of being taken seriously…
/off to make an Obama statue out of my own feces.

Can’t wait to see the one with the cigar.
/bubba

Bush shooting his load before he can get the rubber on.
/preemie

JFK, with Jackie standing in the background holding the artist’s panties.
/norma jean

Some sort of peanut theme for Carter, but all that comes to mind is that line from Full Metal Jacket.
/’nuff said

One wonders what sort of outrage would have followed the same series of paintings by a male artist depicting sexual congress with first ladies.
I think I shall spend the next few minutes trying to imagine what BillO would say about a painting of Mary Todd Lincoln taking a throbbing cock deep…all the way, baby.
/perhaps the artist can do one featuring a loofah – quid pro quo

Goddamnit, Cesca! This is entirely your fault.
Now I’m stuck with the recurring image of Bill O’Reilly, naked before the canvas…splotches of watercolor paint all over his bloated, wrinkled body…desperately trying to make that thing in Hillary’s hand recognizable as a loofah.
/I’ll be in my bunk

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