A Swarm of Lawyers Shall Descend Upon the Land

Attention litigants.  Please fasten your seat beats.  The election cannot be held until the investigation into alleged ACORN vote fraud has been completed.  Simultaneously, some other folks are investigating the people who made the initial complaint which prompted the investigation of ACORN.  And, while those things are going on, still other partisan fuckers are investigating the people who are conducting the investigations into ACORN and the people who made the initial complaint.
Until we are reasonably certain on the balance of doubtability that the whole thing cannot possibly be anything other than perfectly fair, and those responsible for same have been dragged off somewhere and properly flogged, none of you motherfuckers are allowed anywhere near a goddamn ballot.

It always starts with a Special Prosecutor.

The Obama camp has written to the Attorney General to request a Special Prosecutor to examine all circumstances surrounding ACORN, voter registration fraud, the political connections between those raising the complaints and the law enforcement agencies involved, if any, as well as the bona fides of said complaints.

The GOP responded:

A spokesman for the McCain campaign, Ben Porritt, responded to the Obama team’s letter by saying that it represented an attempt to “criminalize political discourse.”

“Today’s outrageous letter to Attorney General Mukasey and Special Prosecutor Dannehy at the Justice Department asking for a special prosecutor to investigate Senator McCain and Governor Palin’s public statements about ACORN’s record of fraudulent voter registrations (including in this week’s Presidential debate) is absurd,” Mr. Porritt said in a statment: “It is a typical time-worn Washington attempt to criminalize political differences.”
(emphasis added)

Pot.  Kettle.  Spork.
We’re so far through the looking glass now mere words fail.

A woman once yelled at Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!”

Churchill replied, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

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2 Responses

  1. So is this better or worse than locusts?

  2. You have obviously never had much experience with either.
    Locusts are bad, but they go away when the crops have been eaten.
    Lawyers take the stalks, stems and roots off to appellate hearings…and they never go away.

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