Palin Brain Interview Speak Words Good

I am learning to write like Sarah Palin speaks.

Sarah Palin must, to answer question, speak like Katie asked, Ms. Couric.  And most qualified nominated, to support health maverick, be John McCain – reform…big boys shake ruffle outsider.  Alaska, Wasila…can experience, about that election…the people.  Bailout, taxpayers next, Wall Street reform…not blinking.  Confidence to qualify on ability, so know with God.  See bailout Republican maverick taking hits and that.
Oh.  See?  In what respect, Katie?

With only a little practice, you too can learn to deal with the tough questions JUST LIKE Governor Caribou Barbie.  Here’s an exerpt from the hard-hitting interview conducted by ultra-left attack dog Katie Couric.

Pay close attention to the stylish and competent manner in which Sarah Palin addresses the question; the keen insight, agile vocabulary and solid comprehension displayed by the amazing mind of Palin!

COURIC: Why isn’t it better, Governor Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries? Allow them to spend more and put more money into the economy instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

PALIN: That’s why I say, I like ever American I’m speaking with were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the tax payers looking to bailout.  But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy– Helping the — Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. Shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americas. And trade we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive scary thing. But 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity.  All those things under the umbrella of job creation.
This bailout is a part of that.

Listening to this incompetent, yammering moose turd is like hearing George Bush on LSD competing in a free form poetry contest.
Listen to me, America:  John McCain is old.  He might DIE.  I know you don’t want a black president, and it’s sad that you’re too racist and stupid to vote for an intelligent, capable, well-spoken, insightful, honest, decent, competent man simply because of his colour.  But, come on…you can’t risk putting a retarded beauty queen anywhere near the oval office because of that.
It’s not just that she’s a fundie Christian creationist wingnut (which ought to be enough); utterly inexperienced (please stop yammering that she has more than Obama) – in fact, on the experience issue, I have an analogy for you.
Let’s imagine we’re drafting a pro athlete…a basketball player.  You GOP dittoheads like to say that Palin has as much or more relevant experience than Obama.  Perhaps, but only if you measure raw numbers.  They’ve both played about the same number of years.  Obama learned the game on the street ball hard courts of a city full of serious ballers, and has earned the respect of his fellow players and 18 million votes.  Palin honed her skills at Mother Mary Sacred Heart of the Blessed Virgin Elementary School and has earned the faux respect of only those who are trying to con America into electing them one more time.
Not all years of experience are created equal.  You might as well say, “They both have college degrees!”  Yeah, that’s true.  One of them has a degree in law from Harvard, the other has a degree in journalism, accumulated over five years in six different podunk schools.  Not all degrees, nor schools, are created equal, either.

But the real tell is that, even when presented with a fair, completely expected question on the issue of the day, in an interview that was scheduled in advance and for which she had time to prepare, Palin can’t stay on topic, present anything remotely resembling a sensible response, and degenerates into rambling, bumbling slices of garbled talking points that make no sense.
It no longer matters if she used her office to try and get her ex-brother-in-law fired; tried to ban books; supported the bridge to nowhere or not; installed a tanning bed in the governor’s mansion, or can see Russia from her kitchen window.  Those are questions of moral suitability for the office.  It doesn’t matter whether she has the moral character or not.  She hasn’t got the brains.  She’s too fucking stupid.  She’s a fucking imbecile, and that renders questions of her moral suitability moot.  If you want to bake a cake and you know you don’t have any flour, there’s no fucking point in checking to see if there are eggs in the fridge.


4 Responses

  1. my favourite comment of the day (yes, I’m Canadian by the way)

    Yahoo! Finance User – Friday September 26, 2008 10:52AM EDT

    “I think confidence would be restored if Sarah Palin was running the country.”

    Love it!

  2. Man…the comments that appear on the right wing blogs are so mind bogglingly stupid, it strikes at the very heart of democracy. The problem with it, as a form of political governance, is that ignorant, stupid fuckers get to vote.
    That has to stop. One must pass a fucking test to drive a car on the roads – why should brainless fucktards get to screw up everything with a ballot?
    If you don’t know the first goddamn thing about the world we live in, your own country, or what state KFC comes from, you can’t fucking vote.
    They don’t let people with flat fucking feet into the damn army, for jebus sakes!
    Go to school son, and study hard, or you don’t get to vote.

  3. no- no That was sarcastic!!!!! it was priceless- it was on the Yahoo Finance comments page after the latest bank collapse article— sarcasm! read it again, and it’s funny, in a terrifying sort of way.

  4. have you figgered out how to post links?
    just copy the URL from the browser address tab and slap it into you comment
    I’m not going hunting all over hell and yahoo

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