Gingrich Admits I’m Right! Palin’s a TRAP!

The lyrics are worth it. Sing with me. Video linky link after. A one, two, three four…

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn’t touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile.

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you are,
and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot with moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with
the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseous super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Newt Gives Up The Palin Play
No kidding…he totally admits it.
Apparently they’re arrogant enough to TELL you it’s a trap!

No, really. Click the link. It’s fucking delicious, and this may be the only time that word ever gets used with regard to the Gingrich.

Is anyone even listening?

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