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Hillary Clinton: Fact vs. Fiction

Former President Bill Clinton spoke to a crowd of about 200 in South Dakota yesterday. Aside from how it must make Bill feel to find a mere 200 souls willing to come out for a dose of his brand of charm, he told those assembled that he has “never seen a candidate treated so disrespectfully just for running,” and that, “she will win the general election if you nominate her. They’re just trying to make sure you don’t.”

While I’m sure Ron Paul would have something to say in response to that, I submit Hillary has been treated far better than she deserves given the way she has conducted her campaign.

In any case, there are certainly better reasons than merely running for office. I offer into evidence the following video clips:

From the Jed Report

CBS News

This one included for satire and pretty good editing. If it fails to load, double clickity-click it and it’ll load up via YouTube poppity-pop.

Frankly, I keep waiting for Terry McAuliffe to show up on the Sunday morning talk shows with The Chewbacca Defense:

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Obama would certainly want you to believe that Hillary lied about Bosnia, NAFTA, Chelsea dodging falling debris on 9/11, the Irish peace process and the Family and Medical Leave Act. And he makes a good case. Hell, I almost felt disgusted myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a campaign advisor defending a proven, demonstrated prevaricator, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must elect Hillary!

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