There’s just no excuse for dramatic, bullshit, twisted fear-mongering like this. None. It is divorced from reality, without foundation – existing only in Glenn Beck’s tortured imagination and desperate, pandering desire for a greater share of the brainless fuckwit demographic. This horrid crap is not informative, not factual, not analytical and not genuine. It’s unbalanced, paranoid, delusional…it’s fucking nuts.
Now, I fully support a person’s right to be fucking nuts. But when you start inflicting your insanity on the rest of the world by ginning up a bunch of imbeciles, idiots, wingnuts and a rainbow of assorted desperate, fearful morons, infecting them with the toxic pollen of your batshit night sweats, it’s time to drag you out in the field behind the barn and put you out of our misery.
Filed under: Fox News, Lies, Media, Politics, Propaganda, Social Commentary, Stupid | Tagged: fuckwit demographic, Glenn Beck, insanity, kill Glenn Beck
Marc Maron-esque style commentary. Well done
@ PunditFight
Now I gotta go find out who Marc Maron is.
UPDATE: Oh…that guy. Well…that’s cool. I wonder if he could use a writer. I could use the gig.
Also @ PunditFight
Dude! You gotta do something about your blog design. Your text is nigh on invisible against the striped fabric background.
Holy sweet jumped up jesus on skis! My eyes! MY EYES!!!
UPDATE: Nevermind. The white BG merely took some time to present.
Criticique duly noted. Though I’m pretty sure you just haven’t allowed the whole page to load ( a lot of youtube clips and all) so the white bg behing the text hasn’t come into effect.
A catalyst for change nonetheless. Maron is a comedian/liberal pundit. Does a show calld BreakRoolmLive with Sam Seder atm. A thoughtful entertainer
Shove your opinions. You’re either uninformed, or a Marxist.
Obama and his racist friends are a severe minority of a minority. Once everyone wakes up to what’s happening, they will be destroyed.
Remember where you are.
I shall not bother with you. My legions of doom (and insight) shall dispense your requisite correction.
Yeah, BarrySoetoro.
By the end of Obama’s first term, black people will make up the entire Fortune 500 and the Stars & Stripes will be replaced by the Hammer & Sickle.
I feel obliged to mention that the above was sarcasm because people these days are just too fucking stupid for me to just post that as is.
I would gladly slice that traitorous douchbag into fist size chunks. Then I would let those chunks of douchebag flesh rot in the sun for a week. Then I would use it as crab bait. After the water comes to a boil, I would add each douchbag fed crab to the pot, and smile towards hell.
Seriously, some one needs to kill Glenn Beck. Please put this fucktard out of my misery!
Putting Glenn Beck on TV about as responsible a use of the public airwaves as UBS airing The Howard Beale Show in the movie Network.
The guy is stark raving mad and will probably blow his brains out on air if Obama is re-elected. (Here’s hoping.)
GLENN BECK IS SUCH AN ASS!!!!!!
It’s ok to make some lite, sarcastic musings of the infecting of the weak minded to violence, but when that violence becomes manifest and tangible actions are commited by these far right extremists, then what do we do then? Simply shake our heads and say, “Oh well, didn’t see that one coming, huh?” NO!! It is the unfortunate reality of our time to live in this climate of terrorism and gasoline being poured on the southern elements of fear and anxiety to do something horrific in the name of false beliefs being propogated by single minded individuals like Glenn Beck.
There’s only one thing to do and if none of you know what it is, then we’re lost and dying already.
Crazy, nuts, dramatic, fear-monger… you left out one…effective. If he is crazy why do you fear him? Oh yeah, he gets ratings never seen before in cable news for his time slot. It’s a bitch when someone uses their own words to destroy them isn’t it? It is interesting that those who shout “tolerance” seldom display it. It’s easier to label someone a racist than argue your point of view, but as Glenn has shown…it’s not as effective.
One more thing, cousinavi. Could you please post one thing that Glenn Beck has said that is untrue? Just one thing is all I ask.
One thing?
FEMA camps.
“America has the worst health care system in the world” (2007) vs. “America has the best health care system in the world” (2009) – BOTH of the those statements are lies.
Barack Obama is a racist. (Not only a lie, just plain stupid)
America is becoming a fascist / socialist state (the two are mutually exclusive).
Glenn Beck falsely asserted that the Iowa Supreme Court’s decision striking down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage “is actually about going into churches … and saying you can’t teach anything else.” In fact, the ruling does not affect religious institutions’ definitions of marriage.
N.O. levees were allowed to fail to hide ACORN corruption.
Effective in winding up stupid, uneducated, fearful racists who are too lazy and too ignorant to be bothered finding out the truth. If THAT’S what you call effective, then you might as well start watching “Ow, My Balls!” for your news updates. Glenn Beck is an imbecile, a clown, a joke pandering to brainless, racist fuckwits who don’t know anything except they hate having a black man in the white house.
I don’t fear Glenn Beck. I pity the people who think he’s even remotely informed and the fate of democracy when morons like that are allowed to vote. The premise of democracy is an informed, educated electorate making good choices after considering the facts – NOT a bunch of backward, brainless tools ginned up on bullshit, hate, fear and lies yammering a bunch of nonsense and voting based on ignorance and hate.
You fuckwit! The perhaps you could explain to me WHY GLENN BECK labeled Barack Obama a racist, you myopic fucking moron. And why 99.9% of those who turn out to Beck’s stupid fucking tea parties are WHITE and dragging around racist fucking signs.
Fuck you. You’re too stupid to see, or too chickenshit to admit that you’re halfway motivated by racism and halfway by sheer cunting stupidity.
cousinavi, you sound like a typical black person. You still haven’t listed a lie. The FEMA camp conspiracies were created during the Clinton administration, socialism and fascism are more similar than they are different, the Iowa thing is an opinion (dare someone disagree with you) and I challenge you again to show me one racist sign at a tea party (that wasn’t planted by an Obama supporter). Just because Pelosi says there are swastika signs at tea parties doesn’t make it so. Sadly, you are being used, and you’re too angry to see it. I doubt it’s even possible for you to respond without cursing.
Black person? LOL. You’re stupid, obtuse and apparently have your head jammed quite some distance up your ass.
The FEMA camps are a myth – a creation of right wing nutbars and trafficked by Glenn Beck.
The Iowa SC decision is perfectly clear (I happen to have gone to law school), and anyone who suggests that it will have any effect on how churches conduct their business is, quite simply and plainly, a liar.
If you think socialism and fascism are more similar than different, you know nothing about either of them (but that doesn’t surprise me – you and all your anti-Obama cohorts feed on ignorance and are fueled by lies and stupidity).
The racist signs are everywhere. They were out at Sarah Palin rallies, they are lofted by birthers, and there is more than enough evidence of them being printed and circulated – SOLD for PROFIT – by right wing funded obstructionist organizations and assholes that the suggestion that they’ve been planted by Obama supporters convinces me that you’re either too stupid to tolerate, or a paid fucking troll.
I’m being used? By whom, you brainless fuckwit? You stupid, ignorant, backward, racist, tin-foil hat wearing moron.
YOU are the death of democracy. YOU are a misinformed blithering tool, to lazy and too stupid to be bothered checking to see if the shit that drips from the drooling trap of an idiot like Glenn Beck has ANY basis in reality.
Get fucked, you spooge gobbling imbecile, but don’t waste your breath here any more. I generally don’t ban commenters for being stupid or having a differing opinion, but the sheer depth of your insistent ignorance – the degree to which you cling to utter fucking falsehood, stamp your childish feet and assert that you KNOW ANYTHING – is not only disgusting, it’s fucking pathetic.
It’s ignorant bastards like you that voted George Bush into office – TWICE – and who are responsible for the fucking mess that you NOW scream, holler and whine in some vicious and ugly effort to prevent anyone from fixing. The sheer breadth of your stupidity is painful to contemplate. Here’s hoping you haven’t managed to reproduce. It would be criminal to let someone like you raise a child.
“A typical black person.” ONLY a racist would say such a thing. Do you even understand that?
If he is crazy why do you fear him? Oh yeah, he gets ratings never seen before in cable news for his time slot.- Hmm
Yes. The fact that a mentally ill person has resonance with so many people should terrify any sane person who cares at all about the fate of their nation. No legitimate news organization would ever think of allowing somebody like him, left or right, on the air. Never mind being the host of a show, he shouldn’t make the cut as a “man on the street” interview.
Unfortunately, our “news” media preforms virtually no public service. News Networks in particular, are engaged in nothing but the sale of pure entertainment. As such, they actively search out insanity and broadcast it as “news”, effectively giving mental illness equal footing with actual, real, live, important information. This robs the public of the information they need to make good decisions about their lives and their society.
People like Glen Beck are poison. The fact that he is “effective” is certainly a true statement. But that only makes it MORE terrifying because it shows the sheer volume of ignorance and insanity in America.
Large number of Americans will buy ANYTHING they’re sold, even from a guy who just screams of mental illness, so much so, they will ignore everything to the contrary.
I wouldn’t let a clown like this work on my bicycle, never mind be in control of my information intake.
cousinavi…. your replies to hmmm are making YOU look stupid and the fact that you would ban someone just because they don’t agree with you is very sad. You are a typical liberal nut case. Just wondering….what flavor was your Kool-Aid?
@ Kristie
Are you illiterate or just obtuse, like you’re little friend?
No one gets banned for disagreeing. They rarely get banned for stupidity. But stubborn, massive ignorance – insistent, unrestrained fuckwittery – well, I’m not obligated to put up with that. Hmmm has no facts, only lies and bullshit. Opinions, to be worth anything at all, need to be based on something remotely like reality.
The argument that socialism and fascism are “more alike than different” is breathtaking in its sheer imbecility; the suggestion that the racist posters flagging around tea party protests are planted there by Obama supporters is stubborn paranoid foolishness, and the claim that Glenn Beck has never lied is just backward, bullshit trolling.
I’m under no obligation to put up with such shabby, moronic behaviour. It’s very telling that when I kick someone the fuck out of here for being a brainless spooge stain, they enlist fuckwittwed friends to come around and assert that I’m stifling dissent.
Even a cursory trip about this blog demonstrates that dissent is not only tolerated, but invited. What ISN’T tolerated is stone ignorance of simple facts and a childish determination to ignore reason. Insisting that Glenn Beck is HONEST in the face of the daily bullshit and insanity that punch me faced drip inflicts on news qualifies for “Thanks for playing, here’s your lovely parting gift, now fuck off.”
Now run along to the Bush Memorial Library. It’s time for you and your gang to have your daily paragraph of My Pet Goat.
I’m still waiting for one picture of a racist sign at a tea party and one fact that Glenn Beck has lied about.
In regard to planting signs, You should read Rules For Radicals, but I’m sure you already have. I’m sure you believe that the ACORN employees caught on tape breaking law after law are upstanding community organizers.
It’s funny that your statist democrat leaders control the House, the Senate and the Presidency and you are still a miserable, angry person. Obama will prove the be the best thing to happen to the Republican party since Jimmy Carter. I can hardly wait for Nov 2010.
I’ve given you Beck’s lies. That you insist they are not only renders you incapable of engaging in reasoned debate.
You’re like the morons who yammer “Keep the government off my Medicare!” – too stupid to know how stupid you are.
If you want to see racist signs at tea party protests, go look at any collection of pictures taken at one of them. There are plenty, and the shouting, ignorant, redneck morons waving the Confederate flag, or screaming about the “Marxist Sambo” are clearly not plants. They’re your friends, family and cohorts.
That you can’t get your head around the difference between Obama describing his grandmother as “a typical white person” and YOU describing ME as “a typical black person” (the one meaning “No different in any particular fashion from any other person” while the other is designed to attribute a particular set of beliefs which you denigrate) only further demonstrates that you are a racist, and one who has developed a skill set at rationalizing your racism. It’s much like saying “He’s a typical Englishman” when describing what people in England commonly eat for breakfast versus saying “He’s a typical Englishman” when referring to a gang of soccer hooligans. That the words are the same is of no relevance. It’s the meaning behind the words that counts…and YOU are a racist.
The obstructionist bullshit, lies, childish tantrums, ignorant barely veiled racism and vicious frustration displayed by the right wing and the GOP in the wake of their destruction after Bush/Cheney is disgusting. There was never – NEVER – anything like the sort of objections to Bush lying the country into war, violating international law, allowing the destruction of New Orleans, outting Valerie Plame, Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, warrantless wiretapping, the pissing away of a massive budget surplus. There SHOULD have been, especially from you blithering fuckwits who jabber incessently about “fiscal responsibility” and “national debt”. Too little, too late. You made the fucking mess, now shut the fuck up while adults try to fix it. But no…what do YOU and yours do? Stomp your feet and hold your breath, cry, whine, moan, lie, thrash about and behave like spoiled little bastards. Birthers, death panelists, gun nuts, racists…not only engaging in the worst, most despicable sort of behaviour, but going so far as to try and blame the ugliest shit on Democratic PLANTS! As IF there were any need for the left to further discredit everything you fuckers did and everything you touched. For eight long years you were WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING, and fucked up every single issue that came down the pipe. Name a single thing you assholes got right. ONE. (Here it comes…Bush kept us safe! As if that were true…)
And what’s the best you can do? Whine about a few fuck-ups associated with ACORN. As opposed to never having given a rats ass that children were being tortured in Gitmo while others were being “renditioned” to third world counties and murdered, and Haliburton and KBR stole BILLIONS of dollars from the American tax payer. Not a fucking peep out of YOU over that, though, eh?
Frankly, I’d have more respect for you if you could just be honest enough to admit you hate black people, can’t stand to see one in the White House and you won’t stop until white power is restored to Christian America, instead of this stunted contorted bullshit that insists Glenn Beck speaks the truth, there’s no difference between socialism and fascism, Obama is Hitler, America has the best health care system in the world, and you’re not a racist.
It just makes you look stubborn, and rather dumber than you plainly are (assuming such a thing is even possible).
Now fuck off, you ignorant, yammering cuntflap. I have no more time for your brianless foolishness.
BTW, I’ve forwarded your posts to dozens of my friends, and you have really helped me open their eyes to the typical Obama supporter. Thanks for your assistance.
You don’t have friends. Just idiots who need the same sort of stroking justification you find by rolling in shit together.
“It’s funny that your statist democrat leaders control the House, the Senate and the Presidency and you are still a miserable, angry person.”
Now that’s funny!
Almost as funny as “dozens of friends”. In this day and age, almost nobody has dozens of friends. Most are lucky if they have 2-3 real ones. Friends are not screen names on the Internet that interact with you. Friends make regular appearances in your real life, assuming you have one. Fewer and fewer people do these days.
But the funniest is blaming Democratic plants for the crazy teabagger bullshit. Forget about Wall Street, ACORN is going to steal your money and use it to…plant trees! Yeah, that’s it. Ha Ha Ha!
Did you know the Public Healthcare option was an amendment snuck into the legislation by Republican Congressmen doing Rush Limbaugh’s bidding, trying to discredit Obama? Yep Glen Beck told me that! During the commercial break he channelled his spirit into the body of my dead parrot and it awoke and told me this, so it must be true!
your posts are beautiful
Something surely does need to be done to silence this idiot.
All they are trying to do is have some stupid moron try to do something to the president.Then they will say that person wasnt a good american.
I need to get started on my in case something happens to the president list.
If i could put together a strike team that would eliminate all of these fuckwads in one night,THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE.
AAHHH,awaking to fresh air and,peace.i can dream,right.
Glenn Beck needs to go down first. Then Sean Hannity, then Limbaugh, then O’Reilly, who at least makes an effort to appear centrist on SOME nights. Faux News is a grotesque propaganda machine. They claim that they report the news fairly and then have some editorial shows where the hosts are allowed to say what they like. This isn’t even true; if you watch Faux during the day it is plainly obvious that 95% of the stories mentioning Obama or Democrats are done so with a clearly negative slant, not to mention the multitude of contrived “controversies” they CREATE and report on with no substantiation. Alot of the times they will do this by asking a question; for instance: “Obama Supports Babykilling?” They do this in place of making such false allegations outright. It happens EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. and something needs to be done about those motherfuckers!!!!!
Know what, I take back O’Reilly. He may be pretty idiotic sometimes, but I don’t think he deserves to go like the other three. The others engage almost EXCLUSIVELY in ad hominem attacks (and I say almost *only* because I haven’t seen/heard every single show). There is no logic to their arguments; it’s simply: “Obama said this, therefore this must be wrong, because I don’t like Obama.” It’s beyond retarded. And Glenn Beck is a fucking clown. He is one of the most unintentionally hilarious people I have ever encountered. All of his appeals are completely emotional. He’ll say something like, “And I don’t know about YOU, but bluh bluh un-American bluh bluh socialism bluh bluh.” As if I’m supposed to follow this DOUCHE’s lead!!! Sean Hannity is such a character, that I can’t completely take him seriously. Like, after he makes a statement, I don’t know what place he goes back to in his head. I am not sure this idiot is a carbon-based life form. There is nothing about his show that is trying to provide a single solution to ANYTHING. It’s all divisive propaganda. But the amazing thing out of all this, IS THAT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It’s a circular logic – because they are on TV, their opinions are supposed to matter. I’m ranting, but my point is that I think O’Reilly deserves a tad more credit than the rest, since he seems to attempt to take an objective looks at the facts on their own merits (although the choice of issues he raises remains highly partisan and questionable). But Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and the rest? Those sons of bitches need to burn.
all I ask is what about maddow and olberman? where do they stand. they act like raving lunitics at least Glenns funny and crazy not just crazy
The whole info-tainment genre should be tossed out in the garbage where it belongs. I don’t watch any of it.
News channels should be -get this- DOING NEWS! If anybody wants current event based entertainment, that’s what late night comedians and The Daily Show/Colbert Report are for. Hell, they probably do a better job with the news than News Channels do and they sure as hell are funnier.
As for Maddow and Olberman, I’ve seen half a dozen shows between them. From what little I’ve seen, they’re well above average, but it’s still clear they are in the same business of info-tainment.
If Maddow and Olberman disappearing meant Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly and all the others disappeared as well, I’d be more than fine with that. I long for the day when all opinion spewing hosts are shown the door.
A lot of shit goes on in the world everyday. We just don’t hear about it because “News” Channels fill their line-up with bullshit entertainment filler instead of doing their jobs. (aka bringing it to us) Airtime given to clowns who preach daily sermons to their choirs about the Inside-the-Beltway topic du jour are of little more value than airing a test pattern.
Can I get an Amen?
Amen!
Cousinavi,
I love you! I just came across this and would love to shake your hand! Well done w/ those responses. It’s good to know not everyone is as dimwitted as those insane birthers and teabaggers.