Great Googly Moogly! Cobham Live!

A treat for all the drummers.
Q:  How can you tell when there’s a drummer at your door?
A:  The knock speeds up.
Cobham.  Fools ‘em every time.

McCain PA Press Conference Beaten by a CORPSE!

Sometimes the metaphors are subtle – you need to let them percolate a bit before the light goes on and the audience smiles and nods.  Other times, the metaphor walks right up to you and smacks you in the face with a cold, dead fish.
The Pittsburgh Post Gazette reports that a McCain press conference drew [...]

Jeez, Hitchens…Don’t Hold Back

Christopher Hitchens is many things to many people.  He has amplitude and range, but he sure as hell doesn’t know how to bunt.
His recent effort on Slate makes no bones about whether thinking people ought flip or flop in this election.
On Sarah Palin:
…the only public events that have so far featured his absurd choice of [...]

Lovely Plumage, The Alaskan Green!

John Cleese interviewed about Sarah Palin.
Michael no longer the funniest Palin.  “She’s a parrot!”

Hillary Billary Mutter Grumble

Crooks and Liars have a bit on the media narrative that Bill and Hillary aren’t doing enough to help Obama.
Can the media please stop saying that Bill and Hillary Clinton aren’t throwing their full weight behind Barack Obama already? I mean, seriously…what more do they have to do? Both of them hit the stump today [...]

Palin Cites ACORN – Dems Trying to Steal Election!

This stupid, vicious bitch has got to go.  I know lying is second nature for the GOP – they’ll say and do goddamn near anything to win an election – but there used to be a distinction between shading and mild distortion and outright bold-faced bullshit…or was there?  If there wasn’t, there should be.
Now that [...]