Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart

From Daily Kos

This about nails it.  LOL.  Wasila?  Wassup?

This about nails it. LOL. Wasila? Wassup?

Well, Stan, what’s your read on the debate?
Thanks, Bill. Sarah Palin did not faceplant into the lecturn, and avoided vomiting on the moderator. You have to call this one a big win for the GOP.
I think you’re right, Stan! Neither did she stab any small children or spontaneously self-combust. The Republicans have to be happy with this performance.
From where I’m sitting, Bill, it was a home run. She seemed to be hopped up on benzedrine, but managed to run the base paths even while yammering nonsensically from poorly memorized talking points. There’s joy in Mudville tonight!
What about Biden, Stan? Any read there?
Who?
Biden. Joe Biden…her opponent.
She had an opponent?

2 Responses

  1. the VP debate was stunning. Palin did a decent job faking about 20% of the questions and didn’t even bother answering the other 80%.

    i couldn’t help thinking of the end of the movie Billy Madison, when the Principal says to Adam Sandler, “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

  2. I’m shocked, MF, that anyone – even GOP arse-tonguers – can possibly say she did well, much less float the argument that she won.
    I’ve seen the comments, blog posts, vid clips…all I can think is that the McCain campaign is employing an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of computers, each with an infinite number of log-ins, to cut and paste pre-drafted bullshit in as many locations as possible.
    They learned long ago that truth doesn’t matter – just saturation.

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