Elitist Bastardy!

The Carnival of Elitist Bastardry has set sail again.  Apparently this time the dinghy is rather more well-appointed.  I’ve been into the rum again and hadn’t noticed.  You can take a stroll about the decks and dregs over at The Coffee-Stained Writer.  Apparently someone was paying attention and took notes.  It sure as hell wasn’t [...]

McCain Brain – Befuddled

McCain keeps repeating, in his attacks on Barack Obama’s willingness to attack Al Qaeda inside Pakistan (and when correcting his yippy little Pit Bull who apparently agrees with Obama), “You don’t tell them your plans.”
How is one to take this?  Clearly it can only be understood in two ways:
1.  It is not an objection to [...]

Palin Brain – Bench Warmer

John McCain believes Roe v. Wade should be overturned.
Sarah Palin cannot name a single Supreme Court decision EXCEPT Roe v. Wade.
CBS is allegedly sitting on more Palin/Couric interview footage.  The clip is said to show Palin frozen in stunned silence when asked to comment on important USSC decisions.  She mentions Roe v. Wade – which [...]

Palin Brain On A Leash

Senator Gimpy McMumblefuck puts his little yapping idiot Pit Bull on a snap choke and keeps her heeled in this next Couric clip.
In this episode, Caribou Barbie doesn’t run off the reservation too far.  There are still danger signs that she’s not ready to play with the big dogs but that’s not the interesting bit.
In [...]

Shufflin’ Off the Mortal Coil, Boss!

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Resquiat in pace.

McCain Said “HORSESHIT!”

It has been asserted that Senator McCain uttered the word, “Horseshit,” during the debate.  Did he?

If he did, there are two problems with McCain saying “Horseshit.”
1.  It reveals a disqualifying degree of intemperance; a man who can’t control his emotions or his tongue
2.  If anyone was going to use the word [...]