Off the back of Sarah Palin opening her blithering yap to demonstrate once again that there’s two lonely brain cells bouncing around inside her skull, both of which are convinced they’re alone, I thought it might be fun to post Marg Delahunty’s old partner in comedy, Rick Mercer, demonstrating why no thinking person ought to listen to anything that tumbles out of the mind of Americans.
Here, proof positive that ignorance and certainty are NOT mutually exclusive, but commonly conjoined south of the big lake they call Gitchee Gumee.
And, as for Sarah Palin…here’s hoping that, at some point before entropy claims her pathetic carcass, the stunning depth of her ignorance dawns on her – the full realization of how utterly incompetent, uneducated, provincial, backward, stunned, brainless and shallow every single thought she ever had really was.
Filed under: Comedy, Sarah Palin, Social Commentary, Stupid, Truth | Tagged: Rick Mercer, Sarah Palin, Stupid, Talking to Americans | 6 Comments »










The Giant Black Hole of Batshit Insanity: Palin + Bachmann
Out of the mists of dawn, a caravan of tractor trailers descend on Nashville, Tennessee…
230,000 screaming watts of power, flashpots, lasers…
Get ready. They’re COMING!
B. Bachmann.
Tee. Baggers.
OVERDRIVE!
B-b-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
Hold on to your hats, kids. February brings you the biggest gathering of freaks and malcontents since the last Gathering of the Juggalos.
Think, “More crazy, fewer clowns!” Well, fewer clown FACES, more clowns.
Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin, together, at the first National Teabagger Convention.
Real Americans. Patriots and paranoia. A wink with every lie – It’ll look like a gathering of folks with facial tics!
The two nuttiest, dumbest, most vacant, ill-informed, yammering, stupid, vapid, ignorant, brainless blithering idiots in American politics together at last.
Inbred batshit insanity featuring the comedic stylings of Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and Gallagher!
Special autograph sessions with Erik Estrada, Tammy Faye Baker and The Knack!
Win a trip to hike the Appalachian Trail with Mark Sanford!
Caribou lasagna and handguns for the kids!
Special appearances by Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and a not white person, Michelle Malkin!
(Disclaimer: Use as directed. Side effects may include brain bleeding, face stabbing, anal leakage, yammering incomprehensibility, rejection of science and reason, conjoined twin dysplasia, You Betcha, violent winking and a powerful desire to Drill, Baby, Drill.)
Filed under: Comedy, Fox News, Lies, Politics, Propaganda, Sarah Palin, Social Commentary, Stupid | Tagged: idiots, Michelle Bachmann, Nashville, Sarah Palin, teabaggers | 11 Comments »